That aside, last night’s episode confirmed that unlike other installments of the Love & Hip Hop franchise, the Hollywood edition is one in which the men have way more sense than the women.Įnter Nikki, Morocco’s answer to both Kimberly Jones and Kimberly Kardashian, who, thanks to Morgan’s messy ass, met Masaki in person to discuss their shared bae, Mally Mal. Listen, when Soulja Boy calls you out on your trust issues, you need to go sit on somebody’s couch and work your issues out. That said, I was somewhat shocked to see him astutely note that Niki’s trust issues are rooted in her dad, Teddy Riley, having nine kids with six different women. I find Soulja Boy wanting to take in someone else’s child and assist in the childrearing admirable, only Soulja Boy ought to stop being a kid himself before he tackling that responsibility. The same goes for Soulja Boy, who wants Niki and her son to move in to prove that he is ready to be a different kind of man. Yeah, you move in with someone because you already have trust shacking up should not be a trust-building exercise. In related “This Is Not How You Handle a Relationship” news, grownup Fizz wants his girlfriend, Amanda, to move-in with him for two reasons: He wants a stepmom for his son, and it will “allow me to trust her more.” The trust issue is rooted in Amanda cheating on him in the past. I really hope this is just for additional camera time, but even then there are more respectable ways of getting shine than debasing yourself for Yung Berg. single from 2002? When Hazel said, “I can fall all the way back,” Berg instantly wrote back, “Do what you gotta do.” By the way, who still talks like a Murder Inc. Suffice to say, Hazel, there is no point in asking Berg, “Don’t you think it’s time to rock with a down-ass chick or no?” when the answer is clear. Last night’s episode confirmed that, unlike other installments of the Love & Hip Hop franchise, the Hollywood edition is one in which the men have way more sense than the women. I’m not going to stop screwing around with other women. The next morning, Hazel hits Berg with chatter about commitment and Berg makes it plain: I’m not committing to you. This is happening while they’re passing a bottle of Ciroc back and forth which ends how one might expect to: Hazel heading to the bed to bend over as Berg in turns follows the leader. Berg really doesn’t care, but like many men, makes just enough facial expressions and offers the right amount of mumbling to suggest he’s actually invested in the conversation. Hazel invites Yung Berg over to her new apartment where she reflects on her rift with Teairra Mari. Hazel E doesn’t strike me as someone suffering from the Helen Keller or the Theo Huxtable so one can only assume she’s in need of a dunce cap.
If a man says “I don’t want to commit to you” and you continue to ask him how he feels about starting a formal relationship, there are only three explanations for your lingering confusion: You suffer from hearing loss, you have a learning disability that makes it difficult for you to decipher basic-ass statements, or you’re just stubbornly stuck on stupid.